DOE Self Promos

Every neighborhood has a green box. Kids play on it, parents plant around it, and dogs... well... dogs piss on it. The box sits, unassuming, mysterious, but constantly humming with energy, providing each home with the power to get `er done. We are that box. We are the Dept Of Energy...

And just like that green box, behind the walls of the Dept Of Energy sits a powerhouse waiting to help you turn it up a notch. In the immortal words of our forefathers, "For those about to rock, we salute you"...just keep your dogs at bay.